Me: I want to lose weight
Me: I want to be thin
Me: I want to be skinny
Me: *sees Mcdonalds*
its-jessiee: my kids are gonna be the luckiest motherfuckers because seriously as soon as they tell me they think they’re getting a little too attached to a certain celebrity i will stalk with them and take them to concerts + buy them merch because i’ll know how important it is
Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a...
Last Friday Night - Tumblr Version
theepichumor: Last Friday night, Yeah we scrolled on our dashboards, Saw some clothes we can’t afford, Don’t think we ever got bored Last Friday night Yeah we reblogged funny shit, “Ask me questions and submit,” No, we’ll never ever quit Last Friday night Text, photo, video Maybe post some audio Should have got off hours ago Last Friday night No, we never went outside, We stayed in the house...